Pack It Up, Pack It In, Part II: Grandmaster Scully – Jump Around (Remix)

Say friends, in my near 60 years as the Dodgers broadcaster, I learned from the great Red Barber to never show any bias and to be impartial.
But even I, Mr. Vin Scully, can no longer handle this madness that I have been subjected to watching. It is something of disgust, as the Dodgers certainly have NO Petrol left in the tank. So what do I do?
Well, I’m not called Baseball’s Poet Laureate for nothing, so…
It’s time to get JIGGY WITH IT AND BUSTA MOVE!!

Click on this link in another window and sing along below…
House Of Pain & Grandmaster Scully – Jump Around (Remix) (House Of Pain/Scully)
Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Score a run? That’s a sin
They’re sending all the hacks up
Ramon isn’t even a back up
Put him in a starting role and yo we all think that’s just whacked up
Get up, stand up [come on!]
Come on, throw your hands up
If you’ve got this sinking feeling jump up through the ceiling
Lurch serves a slug fest, Grady’s talking junk
Yo, I’ll bust him in the eye
And then I’ll eat his Ho Ho
Reelin’, flunkin’
As Kent washes his truck
And our offense puts down more “donuts” than Saenz at a dunkin
Donut shop
Sure ’nuff we’ll fix this by the signing of Shea Hill’
That one that players want to pop
Chorus
I came to get down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump (17x)
Teams serve our ass and light up Brett Tomko
They just jackin’ it out and toss it like Kuo
Word to your moms: Nomar only got six bombs
He first pitch swings more than Beimel’s played beer pong
And just like the Proctor-ial Son that’s returned
Gonzo’s still popping up weak fly outs to third
They can’t hit home runs, and Juan ain’t got none!
And Furcal is still making errors with his shotgun!
But this is cruel, it’s not cool, cause our pen’s been worked to death
Like Grady playing Martin until his last breath
The kids got the skill, the vets are over the hill
Cause when they play they get whooped by Rick Ankiel
Chorus
I came to get down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump (17x)
Juan Pierre should be dropped, he hits at the top
We need to eat to his contract cause this loser’s a flop
We better call an arbitrator
Say he’s a “complementary player”
But then they would laugh when they find that’s Ned’s vindicator
And Ethier shouldn’t hit eighth like some punk, bitch
He’s hitting .301 and now he must switch?!
It up up him around, then buck buck him down
Put on your heads because the team is playing like the dawn of the dead
We’re coming to get ya, We’re coming to get ya
You know Roberto Hernandez is so old that he’ll wet ya?!
Chorus
I came to get down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump (17x)
Jump (33)
Yo, this is dedicated
To the Los Angeles, da flava, Dodgers
Score a fucking run, punks

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