Loney’s teammates talk about how his indecisiveness on some defensive plays — break to the ball or to the bag? — can result in awkward movements that make them chuckle.
“We joke that there should be a James Loney cam,” Martin says. “Just on him, all the time.”
“Crazy legs and crazy eyes,” Wolf says. “He’s like a baby giraffe.”
That led to Loney being nicknamed “Geoffrey” after the Toys R Us mascot.
Come on guys, you can’t set us up like that:
Loney = Geoffrey, from now on. DONE.