James Don’t Want to Grow Up, Because If He Did…

From today’s LA Times:

Loney’s teammates talk about how his indecisiveness on some defensive plays — break to the ball or to the bag? — can result in awkward movements that make them chuckle.

“We joke that there should be a James Loney cam,” Martin says. “Just on him, all the time.”

“Crazy legs and crazy eyes,” Wolf says. “He’s like a baby giraffe.”

That led to Loney being nicknamed “Geoffrey” after the Toys R Us mascot.

Come on guys, you can’t set us up like that:


Loney = Geoffrey, from now on. DONE.