Anyone Want Joe Torre?

Not 30 minutes ago, I wrote about how Jim Tracy screwed himself by going blindly by “the book” and choosing to pitch to Manny Ramirez rather than James Loney. But you know what makes baseball such an endlessly interesting game? The fact that no two games or situations are ever the same; the fact that each pitch and plate appearance has its own strategy to go along with it. And while sometimes you do have to realize that the accepted play in a given situation may not be the right one, tulowitzkicelebrates.jpgSOMETIMES THE BOOK IS THE GOD DAMN BOOK FOR A REASON. Sometimes the choice is so glaringly obvious that to do anything but go with that choice is so insane that it defies explanation.

May I present to you the Rockies coming to the plate in the 10th inning:

Ian Stewart
Carlos Gonzalez
Omar Quintanilla
Todd Helton

Now, what do those four fine gentleman have in common? They’re all left-handed hitters. Keep that in mind. So you’re Joe Torre. You look into your bullpen. You see George Sherrill. You look past his goofy flat-brimmed hat and you see these three undeniable facts:

He’s well rested. Sherrill hasn’t pitched since Saturday, meaning he’s had nearly 72 hours off.

He’s been dominating since coming to LA. “Dominating” isn’t a word you usually throw around too lightly, but he’s given up exactly zero runs in the 11 games he’s been a Dodger. So, yeah: he’s sorta good.

I said three things… what was that last one? Oh, yes. That’s right.

When George Sherrill faces lefties, he reaches into their hearts and shows it to them, still beating, in the brief moments until they die. Sherrill’s line against LHB this year (combined for the O’s and Dodgers) is an absolutely absurd .117/.160/.150.

Is there really a better situation for your unhittable lefty-destroying reliever with closing experience than four lefty batters in a row in the 10th inning? Isn’t that why the Dodgers had to give up Josh Bell to get him in the first place – for situations exactly like this? And even if for some reason you don’t go with Sherrill there – I don’t know, maybe he hit on Torre’s daughter today, put shaving cream in his shoes, who knows – how about at least going with Jonathan Broxton, who’s also had two days of rest and is death on lefties (.134/.232/.196)?

The choice here could not be simpler. So what does Torre do? He trots out… James McDonald. Figures, doesn’t it? We’re always dying for Torre to not pick a veteran just because he’s a veteran and to go with the kids, and he does it in completely the wrong situation. Don’t take this as me dumping on McDonald, but he is A) not nearly as effective against lefties (.261/.366/.304, which isn’t bad but hardly as great as the other two) B) not as rested, having thrown 30 pitches on Sunday, while again neither of the other two had thrown since Saturday, and C) NOT A LEFTY KILLING ALL STAR CLOSER. OF WHICH YOU HAVE TWO.

I won’t kill McDonald for this, because he made the best of a bad situation. Walking the leadoff man is always a killer, but after that the sequence went: dribbler back to the mound that Loney threw away, uncontested stolen base, strikeout, intentional walk, single. He wasn’t great, nor was he awful. He just shouldn’t have been there in the first place.

I’ve been pleasantly surprised with Joe Torre this year, but unless I find out that Broxton and Sherrill each blew off the game to go snowboarding and are stuck in an avalanche in the Rocky Mountains somewhere, this decision was completely indefensible. Considering how hot the Rockies have been and how down the Dodgers have been, this race is all about momentum, and if you can go into their house, tie it up in the 9th and win it in extra innings, that deflates that big purple balloon.

But this? Joe. JOE. Please. It’s one thing to lose a game. It’s quite another to lose it while your best options sit unused on the sidelines.

Anyone Miss Jim Tracy?

I know what “the book” says.

“The book” says that you don’t put the go-ahead run on when first base is open. I get that.

But I’m guessing “the book” doesn’t specifically make reference to Manny “Even though I’ve been in a horrible slump, I’m still MANNY RAMIREZ!” Ramirez and James “I have about three hits this month and I’m on my way to an 0-5 today” Loney.

If you didn’t see the situation, the Dodgers were down by 1 with 2 outs and Rafael Furcal on third base and old friend Joe Beimel on the mound, with Manny walking to the plate. Yes, walking Manny intentionally puts the go-ahead run on first base. But come on, what really scares you more: Manny with one man on, or Loney with two men on?

So instead of allowing Beimel to walk Manny to face Loney – who, let’s face it, is probably this team’s worst hitter right now – Tracy brings in 27-year-old rookie Matt Daley, who’d pitched 1.2 innings last night, to face Manny. Yes, Manny’s in a slump, but he’s still approximately 2000 times more dangerous than James Loney.

Of course, Manny singles in Furcal and we’re currently tied in the bottom of the 9th.

Say what you will about Joe Torre (and I have), and appreciate the run the Rockies have been on, but I do not miss Jim Tracy.

In An Alternate Universe…

As the hand-wringing continues about the Dodgers’ shrinking division lead (hey, Helene Elliot – didn’t the Dodgers just take 3 of 4 against the Cubs? Odd time for a panic article) just remember that it could always be worse; you could be rooting for the Mets. With the news that Johan Santana is likely headed for elbow surgery really putting a capper on their unholy debacle of a season, imagine what the Dodgers lineup would be right now if they had the same injuries the Mets do? Remember, this was a team that Sports Illustrated predicted would be facing the Dodgers in the NLDS. Granted, not all of these players have all been on the DL simultaneously… but a scary amount have and still are, so it’s close enough. The Mets also have (smartly) realized that they’re just doomed, and so haven’t made trades to fill the holes. We’re going with the same idea here.

Caution: may contain 2005 flashbacks of Mike Edwards and Jason Phillips. Proceed at your own risk.

Catcher
Mets: Brian Schneider (back, calf, knee), though he is playing currently
Dodgers: Without Russell Martin, Brad Ausmus would be next in line. However, the Mets did trade their veteran backup in Ramon Castro, and so Omir Santos has caught the most innings for them. Our Santos equivalent (i.e., 28 year old non-prospect) is A.J. Ellis.

First Base
Mets: Carlos Delgado (hip)
Dodgers: The Mets converted outfielder Dan Murphy to play first, but the Dodgers don’t really have anyone like that. We can’t go with Mark Loretta, as you’ll see, so who’s next at 1B? Doug Mientkiewicz, perhaps, if only because it’s not fair to assume that the Dodgers would have both the Mets injuries and their own. I’d cast a vote for Mitch Jones, though.

Second Base
Luis Castillo’s shockingly stayed healthy all year, so Orlando Hudson gets a reprieve here.

Shortstop
Mets: Jose Reyes (leg)
Dodgers: It would be Juan Castro, but he’s unavailable (see below), so it’s back to Chin-Lung Hu.


wrightbeaned.jpgThird Base

Mets: David Wright (head)
Dodgers: If Casey Blake took one off the beard, at least Blake DeWitt is an acceptable alternative. Better than Fernando Tatis, anyway.

Backup Middle Infielder
Mets: Alex Cora (thumbs)
Dodgers: There goes Juan Castro, and with Hu as the SS, this gig probably goes to Tony Abreu.

Backup Infielder/Pinch Hitter
Mets: Ramon Martinez (finger)
Dodgers: That eliminates Mark Loretta, though the way he’s been hitting this year that might be a plus. I’m starting to run out of names here. Hector Luna? The Mets are actually going with yet another Dodger castoff, Wilson Valdez.

Left Field
Mets: The Mets don’t really have a left fielder (six guys have played at least 80 innings) but Gary Sheffield, of all people, has played the most and he’s been on the DL with leg and hamstring injuries, so we’ll go with him.
Dodgers: It’s probably not fair to take on all of the Mets injuries and still have to deal with the actual Dodger injuries as well, so without Manny or Juan Pierre (see below), this job goes to Xavier Paul.

Center Field
Mets: Carlos Beltran (knee)
Dodgers: Without Matt Kemp, and with Paul in LF, who’s next? Jamie Hoffmann

Right Field
Mets: Ryan Church and Jeff Francoeur, traded for each other, have each been hurt this year. Church spent time on the DL before he was traded, and Francoeur just hurt his thumb and may need surgery.
Dodgers: Geez, without Andre Ethier and with Paul and Hoffmann both already playing, I suppose Jason Repko gets yet another shot.  

Speedy Backup Outfielder
Mets: Fernando Martinez (knee)
Dodgers: Juan Pierre as Martinez isn’t a perfect fit as Martinez is a highly-touted prospect, but it’s close enough here. With Paul, Hoffmann, and Repko already in the lineup, this might require a Dee Brown sighting.

So how’s this for the lineup you could be seeing tonight?

jonniesehurt.jpgLF Paul
3B DeWitt
2B Hudson
1B Mientkiewicz
RF Repko
CF Hoffmann
C Ellis
SS Hu

With Abreu, Luna, Brown and maybe Ausmus on the bench. Actually, while that team would be offensively dreadful and win about 60 games, that might be the best defensive squad in MLB history. 

It doesn’t get much better on the pitching side. While we could say that Jonathan Broxton (Francisco Rodriguez) is still standing and that Chad Billingsley (Johan Santana) made it through most of the season, you’re looking at your top young starter destroying his hamstring in August (Jon Niese/Clayton Kershaw), your veteran righty starter missing from June onwards with shoulder weakness (John Maine/Hiroki Kuroda), and your veteran lefty starter missing months with knee injuries (Oliver Perez/Randy Wolf). In the pen, your top setup man and former AL All Star closer would have had arm surgery (JJ Putz/George Sherrill), in addition to whatever you want to use Billy Wagner as.

The point is, yes, there’s a lot on the line tonight against Colorado. But that’s a good thing, because wouldn’t you rather be here than where the Mets are?