April Fool’s or not, that was about all I could take of the Juan Pierre’s Tragic Awesomeness. I don’t even have anything in particular to discuss right now, but I just need to not have a Pierre post be the first thing you see.
In far better news… Blake DeWitt and Charlie Haeger were (finally!) officially named as the starting second baseman and fifth starter, respectively, just as we’d expected. Now all I need is for news to break that Nick Green (unlikely) and Russ Ortiz (probable) will be nowhere near this team in a week, and the Dodgers will be on a nice streak of great decisions.