A Day’s News in Seventeen Syllables

Kuo out with sore back
Troncoso up from minors
Least it’s not Kuo’s arm

Bullpen all righties
So why not get Scott Elbert?
Too much Cormier

Uribe at short
But Miles in, not Carroll
This could be ugly

Four straight losses now
And five losses in six games
Please save us Kershaw

Update: let’s add one more based on the latest news…

FOX gives McCourt loan
Thirty mil to meet payroll
Damn! So close, so close


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