Note: Mike’s on his honeymoon until September 28! Enjoy this auto-published post and help pray that some giant breaking news didn’t drop minutes before this fun yet otherwise fluffy post went up.
There’s no game today, and I’m still in Europe, but I thought I’d use this opportunity to remind you that this was a thing that happened in one of the final spring training games of 2012. Juan Uribe, major league baseball player.


