The Invites Never Stop: Peter Moylan Edition

In what is clearly the biggest news story of the day — nope, nothing else happened, I promise, nothing bizarre or riveting — we have yet another player coming to camp with the Dodgers, and once again it’s broken by a beat writer from the player’s former team. This time it’s righty reliever Peter Moylan who has signed a minor-league deal with the Dodgers, at least according to MLB.com Braves writer Mark Bowman. No word yet on if there’s a camp invite, though I’m guessing there is.

Moylan’s an Australian who turned 34 earlier this month, and he’s been with Atlanta for his entire career, getting into 295 games dating back to 2006. Of course, that workload has been fantastically inconsistent. Three times (2007, 2009-10) he’s been in 80 games or more, but he also missed nearly all of 2008 with Tommy John surgery and most of 2011 after back surgery, then spent most of 2012 in the minors recovering from October 2011 shoulder surgery.

When healthy, Moylan’s a sidearming groundball machine (63.9% career) who is basically a ROOGY, given his career success against righties (.213/.273/.301) as opposed to struggles against lefties (.278/.408/.381).

Now, whether he has anything left after years of heavy usage and injuries remains to be seen. Maybe he’s just a camp arm that we never hear from again, this year’s John Grabow. But I know I’ll be rooting for him, because he’s a sidearmer, an Aussie, a noted practical joker, a prolific Tweeter, tattooed to the point that he looks like he should be a roadie for Motorhead, and — perhaps most importantly — he hates Nickelback:

Peter Moylan is a reliever for the Atlanta Braves, apparently. I follow the greatest franchise in the history of sports, so you know, he’s not really on my radar. Anyway, this Moylan guy must have gotten back from a Foo Fighters concert and decided Nickelback needed a kick in the ass. The tweet reads “Note to @nickelback please attend a @foofighters concert. That’s how’s it should be done chad.”

I think I love him already.

210 comments
The Monocle
The Monocle

Holy shit.  I had never heard of any of this bullshit before today.  What a waste of time.

 

http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlfriend-the-most-heartbreaking-and-inspirational-story-of-the-college-football-season-is-a-hoax

EephusBlue
EephusBlue moderator

 @The Monocle Ive been too busy today to read up on that except to see twitter explode. What is it all about

Cecil Terwilliger
Cecil Terwilliger

@EephusBlue @The Monocle dude made up a dead GF to get sympathy votes for the heisman. Although the rabbit hole goes much deeper.

EephusBlue
EephusBlue moderator

I have designed a Jay Jaffe Lego and I can't decide if its funny or just creepy

silver_linings_paul_(book)
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Warning: If you get an email advertising free Nickelback downloads, DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It takes you to a website that has free Nickelback downloads. 

IBBFTW
IBBFTW

@The_Real_Paul AAAA! *runs away

Cold Pumpkin
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Oh, I didn't know that baseball writer Chris Jackson is on MSTI. I've been reading his article on his website and twitter. Good to see you.

The Monocle
The Monocle

What happened?  Did we trade Dee and Ethier for Stantob?

Mike Petriello
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can't believe I'm writing post #3 of the day. Beer helps.

IBBFTW
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@Mike Petriello Billy! Ned here, about Georgie Kottaras...

JackedNate
JackedNate

Soo this asshole on MLB Tonight just said he hates Kershaws mechanics....

Gilbert (Vengeance)
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 @JackedNate Known issue... Hes a dumbass. Scroll down and Chris Jackson puts a great perspective of said dumbass.

ThtsaPaddlin
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 @Gilbert_Vengeance  @JackedNate I remember Mitch Williams for his terrific control and flawless mechanics.

IBBFTW
IBBFTW

@Chris Jackson @LA_Woman @ThtsaPaddlin @Gilbert_Vengeance @JackedNate That was a kids dream. Well that, and Gibbys homer in 88.

Omer
Omer

Based on the info from the links you provided Mike, I want this guy to make it into the bullpen already.

Catfacts
Catfacts

 @Omer Seems very unlikely given how much bullpen depth there is. 

EephusBlue
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Oh Thank God. That awful bug eyed blonde woman GIF finally went away upon refreshing. Unfortunately I appear to be making that pitching mistake again

Catfacts
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Ned should jump on this. 

 

@JaneMLB Kottaras DFA'd by #Athletics.

 

Catfacts
Catfacts

 @Gilbert_Vengeance He doesn't hit for much average, but his OBP is pretty good and he has 10 HR a year potential. Not bad for a backup.