@lumpy space princess Yes ma'am, it can wait. Have fun!

I'm.drunk. babe not.a.good.time

 @lumpy space princess Hey doc, I gotta question about a prescription

 @lumpy space princess P90X ruins my shit every single day but you never know when you'll end up naked in front of somebody sexy so there's that. 

he was nice as a resident. Now is a piece of shit and fuck him

 @lumpy space princess Like good or shallow kinda plastic surgery? Or do they do both?

Why I work.out.every day. Saw another colleague two days ago that was a walking goddess. Got hella fat. Lulz. Used to be jealous of her and her boy toys and partying

hadan ex once that became a plastic surgeon and was hot and.turned into a sack of fat ass

 @lumpy space princess He's trying to become Mo Vaughn

 @lumpy space princess I wish I was "partying with a lot of money" fat. 

Dude is technically obese

That's not Muscle. That's partying with a lot of money

his.BMI is.diabetic. lulz

 @DeucesWild  @lumpy space princess Holy crap, that's quite the jump.

 @Antonio G  @lumpy space princess Apparently he's 6'1'' and weighed 200 lbs last year and he's supposedly 240 lbs now. If he put on that much muscle, it's time for a pee test

 @Bob Meripol  @capnsparrow I'd sign it if I was him

@capnsparrow I would offer him a $150M/12 year contract if I was dipoto

 @Bob Meripol  @capnsparrow Damn he only makes a half million a year he must not be very bright then

@capnsparrow I read an article that said he plans to lose 5-10 pounds in ST. He's fat.

 @Bob Meripol http://goo.gl/7UIEn

*biogeneeatalotis

 @DeucesWild I can dig it. 

 @Antonio G That sounds good minus the raisins. I go for herb and cheddar or jalapeno and cheddar with cream cheese

 @DeucesWild Toasted cinnamon raisin with nutella to be more specific. 

 @DeucesWild I like nutella on my bagels

 @Antonio G Yeah, it's not for everyone. I really like bagels, so those and cream cheese go hand in hand

 @DeucesWild I've never been a fan of cream cheese. Even the name bothers me hah

 @Antonio G It's a good combo to me 

 @DeucesWild You had me at chorizo but lost me at cream cheese. 

 @Antonio G  I made some last week stuffed with chorizo and cream cheese

 @DeucesWild  @EephusBlue I made jalapeno poppers with pepper jack cheese today. It was pretty delicious. 

 @Antonio G  @EephusBlue I can't find them anymore, but they had some good jalapeno cheddar chips I used to love. They were perfect for my love of cheese and spice

 @EephusBlue  @DeucesWild I like the Chile Limon Lays, I can eat those all day every day. 

 @Antonio G  @DeucesWild not a huge fan of Lays anyway. But was curious. Now i know to avoid

 @EephusBlue  @DeucesWild The garlic bread ones were really strong. I probably could have killed like 10 vampires with them. The Sriracha ones are nice and spicy but the novelty of "OMG I'M EATING SRIRACHA CHIPS THIS IS SO COOL" wore off pretty quick and I just went back to flamin' hot cheetos. 

 @Antonio G  @DeucesWild Oh God. nasty

 @EephusBlue  @DeucesWild They tasted like a combination of what a KFC smells like and a waffle that you took way too long to eat. 

 @Antonio G  @DeucesWild aside from the aftertaste, how did they taste?

 @EephusBlue  I'll stick to my jalapeno kettle cooked chips

 @EephusBlue  @DeucesWild The chips were gross, yeah. The after taste was pretty bad.

 @DeucesWild  @Antonio G yeah i saw a pic of that flavor and was curious.

 @EephusBlue  @Antonio G The real thing is delicious, but in chip form sounds disgusting 

 @Antonio G the chicken and waffles

 @Antonio G Imma try it its in Hollyweird. I aint scared to try almost nuthin

 @capnsparrow I was skeptical at first and now I make it at home. 

 @Antonio G We never ate them together unless the chicken was eggs so It flew past me. Must be smarter than a 3rd grader to finer it out I guess

 @capnsparrow http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roscoe's_House_of_Chicken_and_Waffles

 @Antonio G what is Roscoes?