Matt Kemp, On Hearing Juan Uribe Might Start Opening Day

matt_kemp_flies“You again? Time to bust out my mad Matrix skills to make sure that doesn’t happen. What are you looking at, Dee? You’re next.”

(via the always wonderful team photographer Jon SooHoo)

228 comments
Nineteen84
Nineteen84

Why am I more comfortable with Uribe-Cruz than Cruz-Gordon to start the year? (No, I'm not a slave to spring training stats). I can't explain it.
(Most likely the fact that it would give me material for the long running inside joke Uribe is between me and my White Sox fan of a brother)

baeksu
baeksu

Laying out clothes for softball tonight and discovered that our new puppy chewed up my favorite ballcap.

You know, when I lived in Korea I ate dog stew a few times.  It wasn't bad, actually.  This might be added to the menu tonight.

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HarryDoyle
HarryDoyle

Other than grit, what is the only thing that colletti gets excited about?

HarryDoyle
HarryDoyle

  fitting an excessive amount of ballplayers into a 25 man roster.  i think it might be the thing that he is best at.

JackedNate
JackedNate

@Amart652 I disagree. This is dumb. Morosi sounds like Morrisey and Morrissey sucks. The WBC isn't for America, the WBC is for other countries to stick it to the man (America). Morosi looks like a toll troll.

NO PRO TALENT IN THE WBC! NO PRO TALENT IN THE WBC!

* MLB Pros

HarryDoyle
HarryDoyle

@Amart652 if they were to really get into this, they gotta shorten the MLB season.

capnsparrow
capnsparrow

@Amart652 I just wish he could tone that advancing hairline down. His 5 head is too bright early in the morning

*VND*
*VND*

@Amart652 i dont really disagree. i think that its good for the international growth of the sport...

Dang88
Dang88

@PWEEEEG @Amart652 Hey VND where are your seats for opening day so I can find you and your boyfriend can buy me alcohol

Batted Bob
Batted Bob

@PWEEEEG @Bob Meripol I just want you to accept the fact that you are supporting more playing time for the worst Dodger in the history of the universe.

Batted Bob
Batted Bob

@PWEEEEG @Bob Meripol ok, combined in 2011 & 2012: .199 in 538 Plate Appearances. HE SUCKS AT HITTING SO MUCH THAT HIS DEFENSE STILL MAKES HIM WORTH NEGATIVE WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT!

Batted Bob
Batted Bob

 ^ Prefers Uribe to Hanley. #analysis.