The True Face Of The Dodgers

MLB is running this “face of [team]” promotion, which is mildly interesting, I guess. Fans can vote by using hashtags for the “face” of their team, and so far the results have been expected — Joey Votto, Felix Hernandez, Joe Mauer, etc… with the obvious exception of the fact that Oakland fans trolled the game and voted Eric Sogard.

So I got to thinking, and well, people aren’t taking this seriously enough. Giants fans, you’re really voting for Buster Posey when this face exists? Come on now. People are making this a popularity contest, but it’s supposed to be about faces.

And the Dodgers, well… they have some faces. Who is the true face?

Dee Gordon, out at second:

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Gordon, looking at his stat line:

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Former utilityman and future broadcaster Jerry Hairston either in shock or realizing he chose poorly:

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Super mega happy A.J. Ellis:

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Evil Zack Greinke:

Passive-aggressive face:

mattingly_colletti_press_conference“I have so many dollars face,” even though this picture is two years old:

“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of money, but what I said was: Give me all the money you have." (via)

“You may have thought you heard me say I wanted a lot of money, but what I said was: Give me all the money you have.” (via)

Derp face:

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Whatever the hell this is:

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1450 comments
QFR
QFR

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RustyH
RustyH

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juanhenry
juanhenry

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RustyH
RustyH

Is this thing still on?

capnsparrow
capnsparrow

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efb
efb

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KMT59
KMT59

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KMT59
KMT59

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BlueMarvin
BlueMarvin

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efb
efb

it's 9

BlueMarvin
BlueMarvin

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Omer (beercoozie)
Omer (beercoozie)

My kids won't let me die in peace.

So Mike is shutting this wonderful place down?

Maybe he's merging with Sons of Steve Garvey and Lasorda's Lair to form SON'S OF TOMMY LASORDA'S TRAGIC ILLNESS.

Purple Drank
Purple Drank

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DodgerBytes
DodgerBytes

Just got in, forgot about news today...

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JackedNate
JackedNate

Mike's shaving his beard into a goatee and getting his right ear pierced.

Purple Drank
Purple Drank

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KMT59
KMT59

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DBrim
DBrim moderator

I suppose that it's fitting.

JackedNate
JackedNate

And then bleaching all his hair: head, face, eyebrows, everything.