Oh My God… It's ALIVE!!

After nearly three weeks of partying and celebration following Brett Tomko’s release, I have now returned. But fret not, during these two weeks of partying, and making a rare trip to Wrigley Field to broadcast the Dodgers vs. Cubs series, I did keep up reading as much as I could on here, and my apparent pedophiliac writing parter – Michael Jackson’s Tragic Illness (kidding!) – did a great job holding fort… and certainly kept up the viewership with the Eliza Dushku picture, which I see has garnered some comments.

However, I am back now, so I am going to post this picture of David Wells above The Dushku to just absolutely kill your fantasies and hard on and prevent you from one hand browsing while viewing this, so you can pay attention to my obviously more important article! FOCUS, DAMMIT!!

Speaking of David Wells…

You have to hand it to ol’ Boomer. After putting up Brett Tomko type of performances for San Diego near the end, he has awoken from the dead since signing with L.A. Let’s take a look at his starts since he’s been a Dodger:david-wells.jpg

August 26th, 2007 vs. Mets: 5 IP, 7 H, 2 ER, 3 BB, 2 K

August 31st, 2007 vs. Padres: 5 IP, 6 H, 3 ER, 1 BB, 3 K

September 8th, 2007 vs. Giants: 7 IP, 4 H, 2 ER, 0 BB, 4 K

If you added up the total, it would make him 2-0 with a 3.71 ERA, which should actually be lower if it wasn’t for the way he got screwed over in San Diego with Juan “Stevie Wonder Could Track Balls Better Than Me” Pierre completely missing the fly ball and costing him a run. Then after serving his seven game suspension, Wells came back on Saturday and went all vintage Boomer on the Giants. For anyone who watched that game, he was absolutely masterful, taking advantage of the Giants usual overaggressiveness, while effectively changing speeds and had the better curve ball of the starting pitchers… the other pitcher happening to be Barry Zito. Oh yeah… he also had a perfect game through five innings. He did start to lose it in the sixth a bit, but Shea Hillenbrand’s throw into center field didn’t help matters. Either that or the booze just wore off, take your pick.

However, the point is, while a small sample size, Wells has been good thus far and, if these three starts of any indication, then David Wells is back! But the number that is particularly nice to see from Wells is his 1.22 WHIP since being a Dodger. What has worried me with Wells – as it did during his first start against the Mets – is his ability to let a ton of runners on, which I feared would eventually lead to him getting pummeled again like he has throughout the second half this year, before getting cut with SD. But then I decided to take a deeper look at the numbers and found some interesting trends. So, before I tell you about these trends, I’m going to introduce a few of those evil sabermetric statistics to you – something I’ll do from time to time – to shed light on some of this and hopefully give you more tools when evaluating pitchers, as well as not be led astray by Joe Morgan and ESPN. So let us begin with BABIP…

BABIP – Batting Average (On) Balls In Play – is basically the batting average on the balls that a player puts into play. This doesn’t include home runs, strikeouts or walks because… well… shockingly, they aren’t in play. While not a perfect stat, it is a decent one to use to spot hitters that are having fluky or unlucky seasons. The league average for BABIP is usually .290-.300, so anything above that is generally considered fluky, while below that level is unlucky. To demonstrate the former, take when James Loney came up this year and was hitting like .450. Well, during that first month, his BABIP was an insane .452. So once the law of averages began to balance out and his BABIP dropped towards league average levels, so did his numbers.

O.K., O.K., I know what you’re saying… so what the hell does this have to do with David Wells? Simple: it also applies to pitchers. To be incredibly succinct, basically, there was this guy about 5 years ago or so called Voros McCracken who was a lawyer living with his Mom in their basement and came up with this utterly shocking idea: that once pitchers put the ball into play, there is hardly little that they can control. He noticed that even with the very best pitchers – and I think he used Greg Maddux to demonstrate this – they can give up a shit load of hits one year and then very little the next, then a lot the next year, etc., etc. Go ahead, look up your favorite pitcher and notice the hits allowed per season… notice how drastically different it is per season? Anyways, because of this, according to McCracken, there are only three things that a pitcher can control: walks, strikeouts and home runs. He found that the reason the very best pitchers are able to sustain success is because of their ability to be successful at the things they CAN control, the aforementioned BB’s, K’s and HR’s. The nitty gritty of the article is right here – and there have been modifications to the system since – but the point is that he came up with a statistic for this: Defensive Independent Pitching Statistics (DIPS). Essentially, it’s your ERA but independent of defense. We’ll get to that later, but to finish off BABIP, what does it mean? O.K., basically if your pitcher starts out the year with awful numbers on the surface, but his K rate, BB rate and HR rates are roughly the same, though say his BABIP is about .350, then the chances are that he’s been unlucky and his BABIP will drop – as the league average won’t be that – and thus so will his ERA, etc., etc. It’s typically a decent method to see how a pitcher will perform the next year. But enough with the boring stuff. Let’s use some of these things on Wells…

In using those three things that pitchers can control, Wells’ K/9 (strikeouts per nine rate) is actually better than it was in 2006, as is his HR/9 rate. What has killed Wells – which would likely explain the high WHIP – is his normally great control that was great in 2006 went to shit in 2007… kinda like Olmedo Saenz. But Wells’ BB/9 ratio has gone from 1.43 last year to 2.45, so yeah… that’s not good.

Though here’s something to notice: Wells’ ERA is 5.31, but his DIPS – which, again, means defense independent – is 4.49 (exactly Carlos Zambrano’s DIPS, by the way), which still isn’t great by any means, but the large difference might indicate that Boomer has had some bad luck. So let’s look at his BABIP… well, whatdoya know? His BABIP this year is .334. So Wells hasn’t had much help this year. To further back this up, Baseball Prospectus has a statistic called Pitcher’s Defense Efficiency: basically, how efficient the defense is behind a certain pitcher, based on percentages. Usually, the average seems to be in the low 70′s, with the really efficient one’s in the mid-high 70′s. Where was Wells’ defensive efficiency while with SD?

65.6%.

No, folks, don’t let that near 66 confuse you with his waist size. That number is not efficient by any means, though it’s risen to 69.6% since coming to L.A., but, again, small sample size. To compare though while in SD, his former teammate, Chris Young, has a defensive efficiency rating of 76.4 (2nd highest in MLB amongst starters), while Jake Peavy – the little psychofuck who needs to be beat badly tomorrow – is at 71.5%. Just a quick note on Young: remember how his ERA was like below 2 for awhile? Well, his DIPS was a run ABOVE that – indicating luck – as well as an incredibly LOW BABIP of like .230, but as it’s started to slowly rise, so has his ERA. But back to Boomer…

While still early, Wells has done everything the Dodgers have asked him to do and that is simply go out there and keep the team in the game and provide stability in the back end of the rotation. I’m not saying he’s going to be great, but just merely that he’s had a bit of bad luck which has affected him. In other words, the numbers do show that he has more Petrol in the tank than it might seem and that his last few horrendous starts that he had with SD were more of an aberration. Even if he ends up putting up an ERA in the mid-4′s from here on out, you really can’t ask for much more. Plus, Boomer just freaking rocks. Though, for some reason, I keep thinking back to Maddux last year: before they traded for him, he was pitching like shit, and then he came to L.A. and pitched great. So while the Dodgers hope to catch lightening in a bottle again as they have Wells pitch to save their ass – while Wells’ pitches to save his asses and career – it should be an interesting remaining three weeks of baseball to watch. But if the first three starters are of any indication, he is off the Chump-O-Meter and is definitely a hungry pitcher.

Then again, when isn’t he?

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David Wells: the Aftermath

Well, it wasn’t always pretty. And I thought wells-la-small.jpgwe’d nearly need to call the paramedics after he laid down a bunt and hustled to first. But you know what? Boomer did pretty well for the Blue just now. In 5 innings, Wells gave the team a pretty solid chance to win. Sure, he got himself into a nasty bases-loaded jam in the 5th – but he also got himself out of it by striking out Moises Alou on a curveball in the dirt.

Wells’ stats:

IP: 5.0
H: 7
BB: 3
ER: 2
R: 2
K: 2
Pitches: 73 (48 strikes)

Not to mention, his bunt hit (!!) that became the go-ahead run at the time he left. (I like this: it’s his 7th career run scored in his 21 year career.) Are those the stats of an ace? Hell no. But do you really think Brett Tomko was going to be anywhere near as effective tonight? Not a chance. For a 44-year old fat dude who spent the last three weeks surfing, this is the most any of us could have asked for.

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David Wells Is A Funny Guy

Alternate title: “Brett Tomko Classy Enough To Take Jokes After Being DFA’d”.

Hey, say what we will about Brett Tomko – and I have – the following story makes me like him awellslaughing1.jpg whole lot more as a person for taking his fate with a lot of class. As for David Wells, making jokes to a guy whose job you just took – about the job you just took – isn’t really the nicest thing you can do.. unless it’s actually funny. And, well, this is. At least he makes fun of himself just as much.

From Steve Henson’s Yahoo! blog:

To make room for Wells, the Dodgers severed ties with veteran right-hander Brett Tomko, designating him for assignment. In a surreal scene, Tomko talked to reporters about his fate while Wells, an unapologetic jokester, dressed not two feet away at the next locker.

Tomko: “I’m OK with it. Last night I saw it coming.”

Wells: “Really? You saw it on the sports ticker?”

Tomko: “Funny.”

Tomko: “I hope the (general manager Ned Colletti) can get me to another team and not let me sit around and rot. I’ll go home and start throwing at the local high school field. I don’t know what to do first, it’s uncharted territory.”

Wells: “You’ve got to find a catcher.”

The Dodgers kept Tomko on the roster through Thursday, allowing him to reach 10 years of major league service time and guaranteeing him the maximum pension.

Tomko: “That was important. It’s a good time for me. I’m ready for a new opportunity. And it’s not like they brought in a chump to replace me.”

Wells: “Yeah, they did.”

Well, David, you’re right – the needle is starting out at ‘chump’. But hey, let’s see what you can do. I know you always dig the big stage – how’s a nationally-televised Sunday night game in New York strike you?

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David Wells To Start Sunday?

Update: According to ESPN, Wells has signed with LA and will start Sunday. 

Well, according to the Newark Star-Ledger and backed up by Tony Jackson’s LA Times blog, David Wells might sign with the Dodgers in time to start Sunday night’s ESPN game in New York vs. the Mets. And don’davidwells2004.jpgt you know, now that we live in the future, a rumor confirmed by two separate blogs is concrete evidence.

The obvious question, of course, is: is this a good thing or a bad thing? Let’s find out.

Right off the bat, Wells was pretty terrible this year. A 5.54 ERA, a 74 ERA+, a 1.59 WHIP, all in the spacious confines of DogFood Park. Not pretty. Much like David Wells himself. This was bad enough to get him flat-out cut by the Padres a few weeks ago, because in their opinion, not having David Wells pitch for them was better for their division chances than having David Wells pitch for them.

Plus, he might not be cheap. According to Jackson, this would cost about $80,000 in salary, which is not a big deal. But his Padres deal called for $176,471 for each start, based on his performance incentives. While that contract is no longer in effect, it’s rumored that he might insist upon having those incentives restored in order to play. On top of that, he’s still got a 7-game suspension coming his way at some point in September.

So let’s recap: 1) ineffective this year. 2) always in the shape of a Miller Lite World Champion. 3) May cost a lot of money. 4) Will be lost to a suspension.

Why, then, is the official position of Mike Scioscia’s Tragic Illness that this is a good idea?

Quite simple. David Wells might be old, broken-down, and expensive, but there is one stat he’s off the charts on – his NBT ranking is 112,073%! The NBT, of course, is “Not Brett Tomko”. If Wells is pitching for the Blue on Sunday night, that means Brett Tomko is not pitching for the Blue on Sunday night. Considering that at this point, I’d take Dave Dravecky over Tomko (what, too soon?), this is a huge bonus.

As for the rest of it? Well, the money – I don’t care. As far as I’m concerned, contracts only matter in terms of what it does to your flexibility. Juan Pierre’s contract stinks because having $45 million earmarked for a mediocre centerfielder both prevents us from upgrading in center and might prevent us from spending to upgrade other areas. $1 million or less for David Wells, with no responsibility following this season, is not a big deal to me. Perhaps even more importantly – it’s just money. The Dodgers won’t have to trade any players to get him.

And the mediocre performance? Sure, I can’t argue that. He’s been bad. But here’s the thing: what was bad enough to get David Wells booted out of San Diego is still better than Brett Tomko this year. Wells’ ERA isn’t good at 5.54, but it’s still better than Tomko’s 5.80. So I’m more inclined that a crappy pitcher with a history of success (17 seasons with an ERA+ of 99 or above, including 10 in a row up until this year) can turn it around with a change of scenery than can a crappy pitcher with very little success (2 career seasons out of 11 with an ERA+ of 99 or above, with 2007 being his worst by far) that has had the hometown fans completely turn on him.

David Wells isn’t good. Brett Tomko is worse. Let’s do it. Besides, how can you not like a man who stole Babe Ruth’s actual hat and wore it during a game?

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