Nor can we fail to include this classic Guerrero story; I can’t remember where I heard it first:
Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda, drilling his neophyte third baseman on mental alertness: “Okay, Pedro, it’s the ninth inning, tie game, one out, runners on first and third. What are you thinking?”
Guerrero: “Don’t hit it to me?”
Lasorda: “No, no. After that.”
Guerrero: “Don’t hit it to Sax.”
You know, I heard a guy got shot in New York City once – and they never found out who did it.